Queen it play the queen / be a prostitute ('quean')īear … title endure the title of duchess / support the weight of the duke during sex / receive the duke's semen / give birth to the duke's child I would not be a young count in your way, OLD LADY: Then you are weakly made: pluck off a little: What think you of a duchess? Have you limbs Old as I am, to queen it: but, I pray you, OLD LADY: 'Tis strange: a threepence bowed would hire me, Sharp sauce biting riposte / bitter sauce for foodĪnd … goose? alludes to the proverb 'sweet meat must have sour sauce', suggesting that the sauce (semen) is being served sexually to the goose (prostitute)Įll forty-five inches / penis From The Life of King Henry VIII, Act 2, Scene 3 MERCUTIO: O here's a wit of cheverel, that stretches from an inch narrow to an ell broad! ROMEO: And is it not then well served into a sweet goose? MERCUTIO: Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting: it is a most sharp sauce. And your virginity, your old virginity, is like one of our French withered pears: it looks ill, it eats dryly.įrench withered pears old fruits / syphilitic vaginasĮats dryly tastes dry From Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene 3 PAROLLES: … Your date is better in your pie and your porridge than in your cheek. Wrong wrongdoing / shaming penis / illegitimate childįrom All's Well That Ends Well, Act 1, Scene 1 Pie-corner area in London famous for cooks' shops, saddlers and prostitution ('pie' and 'corner' were both slang terms for the vagina )īorne been patient / borne the weight of a man during sex Undone ruined financially / sexually, in terms of reputation Stabbed hurt financially / penetrated sexually There is no honesty in such dealing, unless a woman should be made an ass and a beast, to bear every knave's wrong. A hundred mark is a long one for a poor lone woman to bear, and I have borne, and borne, and borne, and have been fubbed off, and fubbed off, from this day to that day, that it is a shame to be thought on. I pra'ye, since my exion is entered and my case so openly known to the world, let him be brought in to his answer. He comes continuantly to Pie-corner - saving your manhoods - to buy a saddle, and he is indited to dinner to the Lubber's-head in Lombard Street, to Master Smooth's the silkman. Good Master Fang, hold him sure: good Master Snare, let him not 'scape. I warrant he is an infinitive thing upon my score. MISTRESS QUICKLY: I am undone with his going. I'll be at your elbow.įANG: If I but fist him once, if he come but within my vice. He will spare neither man, woman, nor child.įANG: If I can close with him, I care not for his thrust. He cares not what mischief he doth, if his weapon be out. Take heed of him: he stabbed me in mine own house, and that most beastly. If we missed any, please leave the missing penises in the comment section below.MISTRESS QUICKLY: Alas the day.
Isin lulik: (Tetun/East Timor) magic or holy body.
Membrum virile: Latin for ‘virile member’ for all those academics out there.These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles. Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. Here’s your exhaustive list of penis nicknames. – 220 Cool Nicknames for Penis That You Will Love –ĭoes calling it Penis sounds awkward? Or you choose not to refer to it simply as a ‘penis’ or your ‘dick’, but instead giving it its own name for a sense of fun, then you’re not alone.Īre you tired of trolling the internet for funny, old, or foreign nicknames for manhood of your husband or your boyfriend? Look no more!
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